He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
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