drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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