So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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