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(732): View more from New Jersey

a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty

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(207): View more from Maine

he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't think we should have started that trash fire

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Breakfast tacos?

(1-832): View more from Houston, Texas

YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS

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(352): View more from Florida

I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life

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(951): View more from California

I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.

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