Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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