ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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