I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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