Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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