He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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