I don't think brook has ever known best
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
