I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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