Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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