He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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