so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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