yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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