could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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