He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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