I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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