She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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