Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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