Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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