Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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