u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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