i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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