Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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