I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
