I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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