Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
MIDGETS
????
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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