He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize