Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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