its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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