Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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