He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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