Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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