Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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