is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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