I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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