He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
FUCK WHALES
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