i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
50% drunk capacity currently
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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