Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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