There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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