Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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