i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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