whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he fucked my hip out of place.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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