im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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