also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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