Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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