Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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