windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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