Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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