operation harelip BJ is a go
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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