He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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